The S.H.I.E.L.D Agent

My name is Agent Coulson and I work with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division......we're thinking of a better name.

someonefromlinguistics:

nickfurysgoodeye:

someonefromlinguistics:

nickfurysgoodeye:

Phil casually looks at his watch and then turns to the door opening it just as an agent was about to knock, “Right now Miss Bennet.” Phil stands to the side as three agents bring in ancient looking pieces of technology, “You will need to direct the agents to a Linguistics lab that is adequately shielded against whatever these things are putting out.” As Phil turns to leave he remembers something and turns to face Miss Bennet. “Oh and good luck Miss Bennet.”

She mentally threw a fit at the sudden barrage of Agents. She thought ‘why oh why can they never give me at least half a day’s notice?’ She nodded to the three Agents, then walks over to Coulson, “You know, I really was planning on going home. Has Fury mentioned any sort of overtime for this, at least?”

Phil looks at Miss Bennet and gives her a smile before saying, “Duty calls Miss Bennet, but I will talk to Director Fury about a possible bonus if you can finish the translations as soon as possible”. Phil then turns around and leaves Miss Bennet’s office.

“I’ve told him a million times that there is no ‘as soon as possible’ with my work,” she rubbed her eyes. She then snapped her fingers at the three Agents, “All right, then, come with me. If these are running electrical interference then we have no choice but to commandeer one of the Magneto-proof labs.”

She lead them down there and had them leave the artifacts, then used her files to start her work on translating them.

Phil waited a week before returning to Miss Bennet’s office, he knocked two times before entering her office, ” Good Afternoon Miss Bennet, hope I am not interrupting anything but I want a update on the translations on the devices I brought you earlier.”

someonefromlinguistics:

nickfurysgoodeye:

Phil casually looks at his watch and then turns to the door opening it just as an agent was about to knock, “Right now Miss Bennet.” Phil stands to the side as three agents bring in ancient looking pieces of technology, “You will need to direct the agents to a Linguistics lab that is adequately shielded against whatever these things are putting out.” As Phil turns to leave he remembers something and turns to face Miss Bennet. “Oh and good luck Miss Bennet.”

She mentally threw a fit at the sudden barrage of Agents. She thought ‘why oh why can they never give me at least half a day’s notice?’ She nodded to the three Agents, then walks over to Coulson, “You know, I really was planning on going home. Has Fury mentioned any sort of overtime for this, at least?”

Phil looks at Miss Bennet and gives her a smile before saying, “Duty calls Miss Bennet, but I will talk to Director Fury about a possible bonus if you can finish the translations as soon as possible”. Phil then turns around and leaves Miss Bennet’s office.

someonefromlinguistics:

nickfurysgoodeye:

someonefromlinguistics:

“Northern Ireland?” she raised an eyebrow, but wandered over to him, “Are we talking mystical Ancient magical happenings here? Let me guess, I need to decode them and find out what’s causing all the problems, right? I’ll need time. I might not finish it before the big bad guy of the week shows up.”

Phil looked slightly amused with Miss Bennet’s comment about the weekly bad guy, ” I don’t know if I would call it magical but the artifacts are definitely giving off traces of anomalous electromagnetic waves that are causing hell with our electrical devices.”

“So I need to find out what’s causing the waves. Got it. When will these artifacts be arriving?” she moved over to a filing cabinet and started pulling out various documents.

Phil casually looks at his watch and then turns to the door opening it just as an agent was about to knock, “Right now Miss Bennet.” Phil stands to the side as three agents bring in ancient looking pieces of technology, “You will need to direct the agents to a Linguistics lab that is adequately shielded against whatever these things are putting out.” As Phil turns to leave he remembers something and turns to face Miss Bennet. “Oh and good luck Miss Bennet.”

someonefromlinguistics:

nickfurysgoodeye:

Phil looks down at the file in his hand, he looks considerably at each piece of paper in it. As he scans the papers he finds what he was looking for, “Ah here we go, it looks like the agents found the artifacts in Northern Ireland. They found them after S.H.E.I.L.D got reports of strange happenings from the villages around the excavation site.”

“Northern Ireland?” she raised an eyebrow, but wandered over to him, “Are we talking mystical Ancient magical happenings here? Let me guess, I need to decode them and find out what’s causing all the problems, right? I’ll need time. I might not finish it before the big bad guy of the week shows up.”

Phil looked slightly amused with Miss Bennet’s comment about the weekly bad guy, ” I don’t know if I would call it magical but the artifacts are definitely giving off traces of anomalous electromagnetic waves that are causing hell with our electrical devices.”

nickfurysgoodeye:

someonefromlinguistics:

Alex was busying herself near the end of her work day. Finishing up a few papers, making a few last minute decodes, and trying to file away the masses of papers all over her desk. And the floor. She was silently cursing all of Asgard for making…

Phil looks down at the file in his hand, he looks considerably at each piece of paper in it. As he scans the papers he finds what he was looking for, “Ah here we go, it looks like the agents found the artifacts in Northern Ireland. They found them after S.H.E.I.L.D got reports of strange happenings from the villages around the excavation site.”

someonefromlinguistics:

Alex was busying herself near the end of her work day. Finishing up a few papers, making a few last minute decodes, and trying to file away the masses of papers all over her desk. And the floor. She was silently cursing all of Asgard for making her life more difficult. As she was stuffing the last of her Norse files into the cabinet she heard him walk in and sighed, “Oh please, please do not tell me you have more work for me today.”

Phil was standing on the outer threshold of Miss Bennet’s office marveling at the sheer stacks of papers all around him, “Sorry Miss Bennet” Coulson said apologetically, “Orders from Director Fury, S.H.E.I.L.D agents have unearthed a cache of ancient artifact and they are on there way to your office.”

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